Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Monday, September 27, 2010

A day in the Lee Family

The other day in the Lee family, around 7pm.

The two Lee daughters were happily napping on the couch when the Elder Sis Lee woke up suddenly as she recalled that Daddy Lee was supposed to call her mobile to ask her what she wants for dinner. Frantically, she ran to her phone and lo and behold, there were 2 missed calls from the old man.

So, she immediately dialed Daddy Lee's number using the home phone and this was the conversation...

Elder Sis Lee: Hello Daddy, where are you?

Daddy Lee: I'm at XXX. Aiyo now then call, I called your stupid jie jie (older sister) and she didn't picked up the phone, still want me to buy dinner... (rambles on and on and on...)

Elder Sis:.............. I AM THAT STUPID JIE JIE (older sis)



Lol. This is how life in the Lee family is, a little irritating, sometimes abit angsty but most of the times, these funny moments make the entire household a hell lot tighter! :D

P.S By the way, according to various sources, my younger sister and I seemed to have the same voice and similar way of speaking (lazy to move our lips when we talk, so our mouths literally open and close only.), my boyfriend ever mistaken my sister for me on the phone once and kinda 'scolded' her... LOL.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Phuture Escape!

hello world!

yesterday was such an eventful day!

60% of my body hair is finally GONE!
yayness~
thanks to strip co-ed, just sign up to be a model and they will provide free waxing services done by their trainees!
it's pretty awesome, the after effects of the wax, must skin feels soft and smooth, somehow it is glowing and reflecting light at the same time.

so what are you waiting for?
go sign up now!!!

soooo i just got home from Phuture, special thanks to Fattysheep for sending me home in his car! there were tonnes of people, some familiar, most new.

the night started off with me getting burnt by a ciggarette.
damn that woman!!!
it's not like a slight touch, but it was dragged across my hand!!!!!!
ARGH!

luckily i reacted fast, i swept the ashes off my hands asap.
went to the toliet to wash as it was still stinging. soon, i started to forget about it, as there were more things happening.

alot of issues happened, and it was kinda drama, but we managed to get in after that.
kinda sad for the guys cos they came late and tickets for Phuture were sold out, Danny and Weiqiang bought Velvet Underground's tickets, but cannot go in too.
Pangyang waited for his friends, but still no sight of them though it's 2am.

so we dance dance dance in the club.
dance until this dude came up to me and said i dance very well.
then this angmoh was like "hey hey, i like you." to ahleelee, then ahleelee don't wanna dance with him, so she started battling him.
hahahaha. funny shit, everyone literally turned to look.
i can tell the angmoh enjoyed it.

that dude then wanted to tell me something again, but when he did that he accidentally XX(leaving it to your wildest imaginations) me.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
sorry baby.
anyway he said: "You should continue dancing, and not stop.", i smiled at him. Thanks but unhappy thanks for the XX.

danced more and more and more.
hit guys more and more and more.
make me happy more and more and more.
got grinded more and more and more.
got digusted by the army boys more and more and more.
okay not all, but the ones that has the "i wanna feel your body up and down face." guys.
at times, when i see them dancing behind ahleelee or the girls i went with,
my face can't help but scrunch up in horror!
i think my boyfriend is the best!!
yes yes, the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dance until no more strength.
ahleelee need to go home.
sent her off, on the way this group of guys passed us by,
and pointed to me, whilst talking among themselves, "Look this girls cute.....blah blah blah."
Nicole says I'm ugly but adorable :(((((((
me so sad after that.
me so ugly.
me so ugly.
boyfriend, can tell me i'm not ugly???

we headed home after that.
was outside of the club when i saw Gerald.
yes Gerald, my NS cousin whom I haven't seen him in a long time.
anyhoo "HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and we talked.
so funny he talked to Danny too.

Danny and i later proceeded to sitting at a curb, to wait for Pangyang.
As we were waiting, this angmoh guy who just got out of the cab saw me and said: "You're beautiful."
Then he looked over to danny, who was mistaken as my boyfriend and went on.."I love her, do you love her? (Danny was like like nodding to play along. lmao.) If you don't treat her properly, I'm gonna f**king beat up you face, you know that?! I love you too."

HAHAHAHAHA.
Effing drunktards.
it was hilarious, cos we saw his friend like downing more beer into his throat after that.
oh well, but i'm always open for compliments (and love.).

i survived a dangerous ride home with Weiqiang in the driver's seat.
scary man, heard the guys views of going in a club.
LOL.

missing someone dearly,
is how i'll end this.

Monday, June 30, 2008

BFF, friends and Hedbandz

Wow, I had a pretty eventful day yesterday.
Well, I had fun looking for a game with Jasmine after church yesterday.
Jas is such a sweetie,
heard that she has anew man in her life now.
I hope he'll treat you well and love you like no other guy did before.
And may your relationship last honey!

Jassy Baby and I

E'nuff said, BFFs for life.

This toy makes a fart-like sound when you squish it. LOL.

Anyway,I settled my game pick on Hedbandz.
It's like this everyone wears a headband on their forehead,
there are cards,
each person has a card,
without seeing it,
places the card on their headband.
They have to guess what they are withtin a minute.
If they are not able to guess,
they get a chip,
if they can, they will give one of their starting 3 chips to the banker.
Andreas, Iris, Kaiwen, Kat and I had a blast at "Cao Ji Gou" playing the game without purchasing anything.
The losers were of cos, ahem,
IRIS AND ANDREAS.
They had to do a forfeit, watch the video
and LAUGH YOUR ASS OUT!!!!
Lol :D

Cheers to Hedbandz!

MWAH~

I love her to her bones!




I felt like you have been playing me in circles all these while.
If you don't like me, don't even bother asking others about me.
You don't know how much you have hurt me.
To you, am I just a toy to begin with?
Did you think I wasn't serious in my confession?
You are so wrong.
Now that I have made up my mind.
I'm saying goodbye.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Funnies

I guess i will be updating quite a bit today.
Cos, apparently I will be at home on Sunday.
Yes, I can't believe it.
I hope to go out later for dinner though.
So someone date me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA.


Anyway, this post is featuring all the random, funny people in my life.
Firstly, is LEE BEI FANG.
You guys know that she went for wisdom tooth extraction right?
And she has to remove two teeth and sew the gums.
Something along that line yeah.
So for now, she can't speak much.
Laugh much, open her mouth much.
And do her signature pose.
Lol.
So now whenever she laughs, or tries to laugh.
She has to hold her lip down to prevent her wound from reopening.

HAHAHAHA.

My baby is so cute. Even though she's older. LOL.




Next fantabulous person is...... LER/TAN MEIQI.

She is one girlie I know that has some much personality in her.

I'll pray for you to have a boyfriend okay!!!

Don't worry! So you can go do your helicopter stunt.


HAHAHAHA.


Happy Belated Birthday Girl!!!!


Oh yeah, yesterday after K.O Night,
I went to have dinner with Gin and half of O Crew and DSS people at Noodle House Ken.
I am super amazed by KH.
He ordered a LARGE ramen with EXTRA toppings and a bowl of char siew rice.
After that I asked if he was full, he said "Ok la.."
Crazy man!
I wonder where does all his food go.
Does he have like a second stomach???
Gin also eats alot.
I guess this is something they share in common.
Haha, and they are super funny together.
Always disturbing each other and playing/having fun teasing one another.
I really admire their relationship alot. :)


Sorry KH, Nicole managed to take a funny photo of you at Kenny's place during Easter :)

Dang need to rush my work now. Tata~

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Flyboy totally made my day today!
lalalalalala~
I'm a happy girl!
Heh.
Okay, the funny thing that happened today was during Apel lesson.
We were in this classroom on the 4th floor, Business Block.
I noticed this HUGE fly on the OHP, near our CP,
and so i told Luke aka Flyboy beside me.
Our CP noticed the HUGE fly and decided to "sweep" it out.
However that naughty-HUGE-fly decided to play around with us,
so it flew around in the classroom.
I was seriously freaked out by it(I don't like flies),
then suddenly our CP said the fly's on your....
I thought it was on my cap,
but it turned out to be "resting" on Flyboy's hair.
AND SO I LAUGHED.
LOUDLY.
UNCONTROLLABLY.
CRAZILY.
It made me cracked up whenever i think of the scene.
It's just hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA
Thank you Flyboy for making me laugh till my jaws ached!