Today was Day One of my birthday preparations.
It was pretty tiring due to the heavy load we had to carry up the steep flight of stairs.
Other than that, the pumping in air for the balloons was pretty tiring too.
I have a message to the subcommittee and SKW(Sai-Kang Warriors)

Dear Subcom (Kaiwen)



I am very disappointed in your work attitude today.
You have shown me your true colours in work today.
The attention span of yours was so short it lasted one Teh-si.
Your conduct was as horrible as the height of Nicole's Curry-Pok hair.
Instead of redeeming yourself,
you still lingered in your dreamish state and only chose to put your chicken wings to good use when your terrapin toes started to call.
I am very upset with you, please do something about it.

Yours truly,
President.

Message 2:

Dearest Sai-Kang Warriors (Beifang and Iris)



You guys are just briliant........
In what you do, sai-kang-ing.
Your sai-kang-ing is so amazing that Razmy's impersonation of a preganant ****** woman was utterly defeated.
The results of your sai-kang duties cannot be expressed by words.
I only know that, for sure, you guys are meant for these sai-kang jobs.
Without you, sai-kang jobs have no future.
Without these sai-kang jobs, I don't know where you all will go.
Thank you,
Thanks alot.

Yours truly,
President.



HAHAHHAHAHHAA. LOVE YOU GUYS TONNES!